Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.