Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.