I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.