Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.