Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

Comedy is rarely funny.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.