Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.