Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.