I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.