The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.