The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.