Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.