Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.