If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.