Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.