Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.