Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.