Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.