Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.