Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.