Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.