Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.