Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.