Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.