I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
Dov DavidoffIf only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Dov DavidoffHow come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
Dov DavidoffIt's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Dov DavidoffYou forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.
Dov Davidoff