Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.