Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.