Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.
Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.