Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.