Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.