Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.