People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.