People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.