People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.