A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.