A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.