Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.