Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.