Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.