Comedy is rarely funny.
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?