Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.
The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.