Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.