Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.