The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?