The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.