The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.