Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.