Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.