Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.