Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.