Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.