Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.