Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.