People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.