Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.