Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Dov DavidoffPeople increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
Dov DavidoffAssassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
Dov DavidoffIf I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Dov Davidoff