You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
Comedy is rarely funny.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.