Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.