A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.