I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.