Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.