You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.