Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.