Comedy is rarely funny.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.