I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.