When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.