When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.