Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.