Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.