Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.