Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.