Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.