Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.