Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.