You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.