Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.
Dov DavidoffPeople would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.
Dov DavidoffPeople that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
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