Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.