If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.