If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

Comedy is rarely funny.