Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.