I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.