The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?