I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.