Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.