The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.