The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.