Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.