Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?