Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.