America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.