Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.