Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.