Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.