Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.