TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.