I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.
Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.