We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.