I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.