The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.