Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.