I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.