Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.