Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.