MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.