Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.