A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.