Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.