Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.