I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.