Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?

I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.