Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.