The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.