My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.