Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.