Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.