Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.